Asked by arrogantstone
I would ask myself “Frazer, why does your winning smile, charming personality, perfect bum and dashing good looks make my knees tremble, my hairs stand on end and my loins burns with desire?” And then I would just have sex with myself and not answer the question, because honestly, it would be so much fun to have sex with yourself in a non-masturbatory way.
Hahaha, awe, you actually asked me a very good question and I am afraid I pretty much butchered it. I’ll answer it again when I am in less of a silly, egomaniacal mood.
Asked by Anonymous
Ummmm, if you looked at my fucking blog you may notice that they are everywhere. Tool.
The amazing Tumblr Lucille and Mitt has been around for some time, but it’s only now coming to our attention. The idea is simple: Superimpose actual quotes from Mitt Romney, the teetotaling Republican candidate often accused of being out of touch with ordinary people, over pictures of Lucille Bluth, the vodka-swilling, laughably out-of-touch Arrested Development character. The results are surprisingly convincing.
[Images: Lucille and Mitt]
Oh my god, these are awesome. The writers of the new Arrested Development season should just turn to Mitt Romney for inspiration all of the time.